When all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, the neutral gift sacks were hung by the chimney with care in hopes that a non-specific holiday figure soon would be there.
The children of all race, creed and religion were all snugged in their beds, with visions of sugar- free plums danced in their heads.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter I sprang from my bed to see what was a matter and to see who the hell was causin all that noise in my yard that late at night.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear, an emissions-free vehicle and eight size challenged reindeer. The holiday figure was so lively and quick I knew it must be holiday figure.
He was dressed all in fur (not made from fluffy little animals) from his head to his foot, and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A wink of his eye and twist of his head, soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread and I could put the shotgun back under my bed.
He had a broad but normal face an advanced sized belly although smaller than last year from eating at ” ” way deli.
He poured out the “spirited” eggnog and chose water instead. For he knew no one could afford to have Santa crash his sled.
And I heard him exclaim as he left what he said,
“Merry Non-denominational Winter Holiday To All”,
“Lady of the evening, Lady of the evening, Lady of the evening”
This little verse was written by our middle son when he was in highschool for a school assembly, Oh yes he got sideways glances from the principal, but it helped he lived next door to us. Only in fun was it written, we bring it out each christmas to have a laugh or two because it means so much to us because who wrote it. He has written many a poems about his dad his dad’s horse, his Grandpa and more. He has a nack for it, we enjoy his writing with his humour, he also can bring to us a tear or two. But I’d have to say his best role in life is being a Dad, he is dedicated to his kids and we are thankful for him being a loving father.
May your Holidays be bright, and your Christmas Merry, may your faith lighten your way,
From our Family Farm to you and yours a Good Night.